U.S. Seals
Gung-ho and straight to video, so why is this cluttering up our schedules? The plot is so derivative — crack Navy SEAL unit takes on a band of latter-day pirates after a bomb kills the wife of one of the officers — it borders on parody. But nothing can match the inanity of Danny Lerner and David Sparling's dialogue or the rigidity of the performances, as Justin Williams and Greg Collins are hurtled from one cumbersome showdown to another. Director Yossi Wein's previous efforts — Never Say Die and Terminal Impact — were no great shakes, but they were masterpieces when compared with this.
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