Paul Blart is a mild-mannered, dutiful family man who works as a security guard in a New Jersey mall. For years, he has applied to become a cop, but he always fails the physical exam because he is overweight. One day, a gang of organized criminals put the mall under siege and take hostages. Blart becomes trapped inside, and because of his sense of duty, refuses to leave. He thus becomes the police department's eyes on the inside and attempts to stop the criminals on his own.
Paul Blart: Mall Cop is as sticky and gooey as a Cinnabon cinnamon roll, a snack the movie's title character has no doubt sampled once or twice over the years during his shift. A high-concept mash-up of Die Hard and Kung Fu Panda, Blart gives sitcom star Kevin James a showcase for broad-comedy pratfalls, providing him 87 minutes to plop, flop and crash into things, highlights of which have been playing nonstop on Nickelodeon for the last two weeks.
The targeted tween audience will lap up James' antics, but for the rest of us, Blart is just empty calories. The genial James has an appealing everyman quality, but the movie, written by James and his "Kin...
After wisely affixing himself to Will Smith (Hitched) and Adam Sandler (I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry), Kevin James rides solo in Paul Blart: Mall Cop, an almost shockingly amateurish one-note-joke comedy on which the star also shares writing and producing credit. Seemingly designed to facilitate mall marketing and retail tie-ins, the movie itself has only one consistent strategy -- namely, capitalizing on James' adeptness at hurling his sizable bulk around. It is, pardon the expression, an extremely slim approach, which should yield quickly diminishing returns after a more solid opening than most actual malls are seeing in this economy.
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the previews got me on this one i hate when they do that this movie seemed amateur whereas the previews seemed like i was going to be lmao but i didnt do that not even once :(
This was good. Kevin James was good. The jokes kind of fell flat and not really a good comedy. Because all the funny scenes were shown in the trailers. The problem I had with it was, the movie is PG but everybody's attitude is PG cause you watch the villan. He never really delves into it, he kinda stays at his safe harbor. It's never hardcore, no one ever swears (Often, or graphically as in most hostage movies). They keep it family-friendly and I do admire them for that. It's likable but nothing special. This has often been referred to as "Die Hard" for kids. If I was young I would wait until I was old enough to see the good one. Like I said nothing special but if your dying to see it or just kind of wanting to check it out, go ahead. 2 stars out of 4.
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