The Onion invades DVD! Based on the wildly popular newspaper hailed by The New Yorker as "the funniest publication in the United States", The News Movie (aka The Onion Movie) brings you uncensored, uninhibited, UNRATED news and views from around the world.
In a stunning development, when Onion News anchorman Norm Archer (Len Cariou) is asked to compromise his journalistic integrity to please a new corporate sponsor, he doesn't just get mad, he gets... angry. Taking aim at pop stars, prisoners, peace talks and, of course, high testosterone action films, The News Movie delivers hard h... itting headlines - and side-splitting laughs!
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Poor...very poor.
I would like to say this film was good but it wasn't, It has no plot what soever and no real reason to keep you watching it, all I can say is watch out for cock puncher it's the only recurring bit.
Onion Movie, The Adam Sandler and John Turturro star in this comedy following an indestructible Israeli Special Services agent who decides to live out his dreams as a top US hairstylist
Impotence. Vomiting. Urinating on a cat. Sex with geriatrics. A piranha fish down the front of the trunks. All of these feature in this Adam Sandler comedy, and any of them would be preferable to actually having to sit through such dim-witted piffle.
There's a broad theory that no matter how funny the comedy, 90 minutes is the point at which audiences have had enough. You Don't Mess With The Zohan trundles on for 113 minutes, none of them funny.
The Israeli-Palestinian conflict is the...
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