Nate moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel, the woman he's been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June, Cristabel's ever-present, not-so-hot best friend? What's even more complicating is Nate's growing feelings for June, whose true beauty starts to emerge.
It's not like Paris Hilton to rise above her material, but The Hottie and the Nottie sinks so low that all she has to do is stand upright. Cast (it must be said, against type) as chaste, self-effacing beauty Cristabel Abbott, Hilton convincingly breaks with her public persona, which is good news for her acting coach but not for the movie's prospects, since there is little evidence that Hilton's fans want to see her playing anything other than herself.
The nottie to Hilton's hottie is her lifelong best friend, June Phigg (Christine Lakin), a snarling deterrent to would-be suitors, or, as one puts it, the "hideous dragon" at the castle gates. With her crac...
Paris Hilton has already ushered a remarkable three features into the Internet Movie Database's "Bottom 100." The Hottie and the Nottie will make it an even four, being so unfunny that the previously unthinkable sentiment "She deserves better" comes to mind. A certain disappointment sets in when the consummate awfulness subsides after an hour, becoming slightly less painful. But then, dropping a hammer on your foot improves that way, too. Biz will be hot ... not.
Why this low-budgeter (on which Hilton is credited as an exec producer) dared bypass the direct-to-DVD fate of star's priors is a mystery. Even The Hillz, Bottoms Up and National Lampoon's Ple...
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Very good story, awesome sets and Paris's tits. what more could you need?
In an essay entitled 'The Trash Princess', Kay S Hymowitz writes of Paris Hilton, "She has become a synonym for American materialism, greed, arrogance, promiscuity, antifeminism, entitlement, anorexia, pornified womanhood and narcissism." Hymowitz explains that the root of her own hatred, which is apparently shared by many upstanding, hard-working Americans, lies in the young heiress's showy, inherited wealth. This wave of pervasive, overblown, hysterical hatred sunk The Hottie And The Nottie when it was released in the States.
The film is undeniably bad, but plenty of bad films pass by without prompting 'The Houston Chronicle' to calculate that, on average, jus...
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